You woke me up in the morning ( Read more... )

the wikipedia entry for "emo music" mentions Jimmy Eat World NINE times and cites the jimmy eat world messageboard.

remember to bring this up at the trial.

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http://www.noob.us/humor/turtle-rape-caught-on-tape/

if i'm not apologizing, i have nothing to say at all.

this clip shows President Bush responding to a reporter at a press conference. Bush says Iraq had nothing to do with Sept 11 and that no one in the administration ever insinuated that.

from thinkprogress.org
To justify the war, Bush informed Congress on March 19, 2003 that acting against Iraq was consistent with “continuing to take the necessary ( Read more... )

high way, highway, high way, high waaaaaaaaaaay

WOW! This game trailer from Valve (makers of half-life, counterstrike, etc) is INCREDIBLE ( Read more... )

the last 2 entries were just copy & paste jobs from uncyclopedia

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Your_mom
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Russian_Reversal

i'm hilariously unfunny

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!