this news is probably everywhere, but in case you missed it.

"Brad Fitzpatrick, creator of LiveJournal, finally confirms the story that was posted to Slashdot yesterday. Six Apart has purchased Danga. This means that they're moving to San Francisco, LiveJournal users are finally getting the trackback feature, but the project will stay open source ( Read more... )

your love is as shitty as "life is a highway" and somehow less memorable.

instead of quizzes, please just copy and paste the following when you feel the need.

OMG SO BORED, LOL!  WHAT FAVRite COLOR?  HAHA, BLUE, WHY U ASK?  R U SCORPIO?  NO< LOL@!  I HQVE 2 broTHERs and ! sister.  I LIK PoPSICLES and EMO MUSiK!  HOW _________ are you?!?  I AM 48% LOL!  WHaT is your FAverite ColOR?  BLUE, I said!  OMG YOU REPETTED ( Read more... )

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Conservation of energy promises some form of reincarnation and also necessarily means that you are the reincarnation of thousands and thousands of years of plants, animals, humans, etc.  You are drawn from multiple sources, but are you in any way a reflection of those sources?  Does their “essence” persist in you?  Is anyone ready to admit that?  ( Read more... )

I've thought of a few more things to add to my "Guide to Meeting Internet Friends", but i'm going to wait until i have thought it through a little further.  I just did it stream of conciousness, so there are always the funny ones that come up later that i should have included in the original list ( Read more... )

GUIDE TO MEETING INTERNET FRIENDS

Since I've never met anyone that I know online, I thought I should write a guide drawing from my experience.  By following the advice I lay out, you should have a fantastic meeting adventure.

• Refer to your friend only by his/her screennames.
  
• Put a rolled-up pair of socks in the crotch of your pants.  Wink ( Read more... )

IF YOU PEOPLE POST ONE MORE QUIZ, I'M KILLING THE FIRST PUPPY I SEE

I was deep in thought today and came to the realization that Terminator 3 is completely implausible. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Jeff, surely you realize the possibility, even likelihood of evil cyborgs being sent back through time to ensure their existence and ability to exterminate the human race!!!!!1!” Well, of course, I do, ( Read more... )

I don't think i'm very easily amazed, but this stupidity blows my mind.

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Jesus speaks through the Republicans

I hope the election of George W. Bush is seen as a wake-up call to all the liberal Democrats who oppose God's will ( Read more... )