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Happee Birfdae, Briiiit.

Hello boys and girls, it's already Christmas Eve. It feels like it's just another day, but nonetheless, people everywhere will be waking up tomorrow, opening shit and the such. And just because I'm a cheap bastard...

( socky xmas )

DEAR sandy claws SANTA CLAUS,

I am aware that I am rather late, but this simple letter shall not waste your time more than necessary. With only five more working days before Christmas, I'm sure that you must be very busy. 'Tis the season. Instead of the traditional holiday coal this year, Santa, (which I am very pleased with) maybe, perhaps, you ( Read more... )

I passed out last night. Clothes, hat, glasses, and the lights were still on. And I think that was the best sleep I've ever had.

( because it's morn'n and no one is on )

Summary of French Exam: A five minute test in a two hour time period.

( and a little something )

Jaime banged her head on keyboard... repeatedly.

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The only light in the room was illuminating from the monitor. Jaime let out sigh. Christmas break has already started for her (besides the few hours she has to go take exams, but that's nothing) With all that extra alone time, she had more time to think. She hated thinking. Every minute of thinking caused her to realize more. With every minute of ( Read more... )

Jaime sat there. Just minutes before she collapsed into the nearest seat, too weak for motivation. She would be spinning around now, if she could feel her legs. Her head was dangling off the back of the computer chair, surprised that it hasn't already broke off and rolled away. She raised her arm. It fell immediately after, bouncing against her lap ( Read more... )

The Bible would be a lot more interesting if Jesus was a lesbian vampire...