This is how it was supposed to be:

[dismal_days]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Mallory's LurgyCause:stressSymptoms:watery eyes, appetite changes, foot numbness, flashing eyesCure:fresh air

Comments

[frozenice]

Dude, you're screwed.
It's impossible to get rid of the Mallory's.

Get yourself a good lawyer. lol

I Will Cure You With A Laser Beam, A Laser Beam Of Affection

[thedevilscandy]

Hector was the first of the gang with a gun in his hand;
And the first to do time,
The first of the gang to die,
Oh my

And he stole from the rich;
And the poor;
And the not-very-rich;
And the very poor
And he stole all hearts away; he stole all hearts away;

He stole all hearts away

[fameperoproarte]

basically just LASERS RULE

[thedevilscandy]

MAYBE I SHOULD BE DATING STINA.

Oh Stina that dismembered hand you sent me, it's growing too big for the Nalgene it's in.

SEND AN AQUARIUM

THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUMS

[fameperoproarte]

how about i send you a giant cardboard box lined with aluminum foil... or i could cut windows and use plastic wrap..

[thedevilscandy]

Make it so.

[whats_sodomy]

dude, i can't let you come in my car if you're going to say "... yeah i know" after you tell people you listen to celebrity. either be proud and say it loud, or dont be a fan at all. it's not embarrassing!!!!!!!!!

[thedevilscandy]

What's celebrity?

[whats_sodomy]

a durr, 'celebrity' by nsync.

if i wasn't a celebrity,
would you be so nice to me?

[milkachococo]

Unheimlich is German!
Why is it German?