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Dear Illinois,

PWN3D!

Love,
Ben

P.S. I'd like a Juice Harp or an extra-shotgun shell holder like this for my birthday.

Hello chiminychangas,

Here's a big public poll:

Should I buy a return ticket from Chicago to Florida for after I get back from Europe NOW

or

Should I buy one when I get back from Europe, in the (unlikely) case that I don't come back at all?

Meanwhiles, it's two for one Tuesday at Trailer Ted's Trapdoor Terrace

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Dear everyone who I didn't tell yet,

I'm moving to Florida tomorrow.

Emily, tell momma for me.

Bye!

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Bird Flu is on its way, so I hope you're all ready to die.

I got a D on my biology exam, C on Astronomy exam, B on speech exam. Sin City tonight if Altman finds a showtime after I get off work. Didn't play HL2 all day. Didn't let Boxcar out, either. Copy of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy broke clean in half along the spine from the weight of holding the book open. Tim from The Office plays Arthur in ( Read more... )

ROAD TRIP 2K4 ( Read more... )