Dear Everyone,

[thedevilscandy]

Bird Flu is on its way, so I hope you're all ready to die.

Comments

[themidnightmess]

Yes and no.

Ready to die.

Just not from bird flu.

::unveils vest of dynamite::

[thedevilscandy]

SHABAT SHALOM!

[lemontina9]

Way to update for the fist time in six months.

[thedevilscandy]

This is just the first unprotected entry in months.

pwn3d.

[lemontina9]

Oh snap. You are so unfriended.

[failure_man]

Yep. Did you hear that they've been able to sequence the 1918 Spanish flu and found that it was basically what's gonna happen with bird flu?

Here in the future, with our antivirals and our hospitals, the survival rate should be a bit higher. (At least in the first world.)

Still "You can drive out nature with a pitchfork, but it'll always come roaring back again." Suck it humanity.

[fameperoproarte]

maybe this is why all the dinosaurs went extinct..

[beautyoftherain]

Damn Archaeopteryx.

[fameperoproarte]

this also might be a good time to announce that i'm engaged ::cough:: to jeff goldblum, and were getting married in the next few weeks days. you're all invited, expect your invitations any day now. you'll want to keep your eyes open for any messanger pigeons (HE SPARES NO EXPENSE!) with red ribbons around their necks. please note: YOU NEED YOUR INVITATION IN ORDER FOR ENTRY.

more details about the remote atlantian location to come

[thedevilscandy]

hahaha what if I just holed myself up in Wisconsin and shot anyone who came within half a mile of me.

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST!

[sweetcheese]

i'm going to die!??!?!?!

[thedevilscandy]

It's not unlikely!

[failure_man]

In fact, it's quite guaranteed or your money back!