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Lilo & Stitch: Cobra Bubbles/Grand Councilwoman, PAPERWORK IS SEXY

[anneka_neko]

(Well hey there, disney-kink! Anyone around here even remember me? :D)

So this is how I believe Lilo & Stitch actually ended.

Cobra Bubbles: WHAT UP, SEXY ALIEN LADY? WANNA GO GET SOME DRINKS AND FLIRT ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO EXPLAIN SHIT BACK AT HQ?

Grand Councilwoman: HELL YES I DO, SEXY HUMAN MAN!

And then they went out and got smashed and seriously flirted up a storm over who has to file more paperwork and which bureaucracy is more convoluted and really they're the best bromance of all time because THEY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THINGS AT HQ. And if that does not explain why they are the best bromance, then clearly you would be terrible at bromancing with them, because people who have to explain things at HQ get it. And possibly they did this at Roswell already, and things have changed, and now Cobra's like, "NO NO, LET ME EXPLAIN HOW ELECTRONICALLY SUBMITTING THINGS IS ACTUALLY NOT THE BLESSING YOU WOULD THINK IT IS!" and explanations of getting distracted on the internet occur. And keep in mind that this entire time they are getting

Re: Lilo & Stitch: Cobra Bubbles/Grand Councilwoman, PAPERWORK IS SEXY

[anneka_neko]

Insane prompt is insane but that makes it awesome. Seconded because of the fact that you mentioned SHIELD and Coulson. Everything is Avengers and nothing hurts.

Re: Lilo & Stitch: Cobra Bubbles/Grand Councilwoman, PAPERWORK IS SEXY

[anneka_neko]

Holy fuck, this prompt is everything I didn't know I needed in life. Thirded to the high heavens.

This Awesome Prompt Has Now Been Claimed

[anneka_neko]

I've already written up the first draft. After I've polished it a bit I will post it. I just hope it is epic enough for this epic prompt. And yes, there shall be Coulson.

Paperwork (1/3)

[anneka_neko]

(A/N: Anon who claimed this here. This was an awesome prompt and you should feel awesome for requesting it. I tried my very best to do it justice, and I had tons of fun writing this. I added Men In Black to the mix because I'm a fan of the theory that Agent K is Agent Coulson's father (this amazing gif set sums it up pretty neatly: http://authormichals.tumblr.com/post/23520997445/manueluv-and-i-are-convinced-agent-k-is-coulsons ) and because why not. It should still be fairly clear to someone unfamiliar with MIB.)

Paperwork It had been a long time since Agent Coulson came in to work to find a single manila folder, placed neatly at the center his desk, containing a report scrawled in ballpoint pen on a stack of crumpled, moistened cocktail napkins stapled to each other in what could only barely pass for chronological order. Not as long as one might think, he does work with Tony Stark, but a long time

Paperwork (2/3)

[anneka_neko]

“Junior Agent Holley, hold my calls, I have to attend the trans-generational wood fiber based cleansing square debriefing.” He turned into the elevator, pressing the button for the bottom floor. With any luck he would be out of the building before the page thought back on this meeting and realized what exactly she had just been told

Re: Paperwork (3/3)

[anneka_neko]

“He's right he did good job you know someon threw book at him? Make him your Grand Councilwoman but a man and of earth or the mosiquitor preserve of something.” The Grand Councilwoman had contributed beneath this

Re: Paperwork (3/3)

[anneka_neko]

Seconded anon here.

I love you for this fic. I love you for the fact that aside from Lilo and Stitch, there's Agent K and Coulson (and a reference to Thor) and I'm pretty sure Holley is from Cars 2, yes? Because if so, awesome, because she is awesome and deserves more notice. Just such a fun read.

And while it's not my prompt, I wanna say thank you for filling and gracing this meme with this fill.

Author!Anon Here

[anneka_neko]

I'm glad you liked it! I was worried about being able to pull such a glorious crossover prompt together, so it's great to hear you enjoyed reading it.

Also, yes, that was a reference to Cars 2, I didn't think anyone would pick up on it!

OP

[anneka_neko]

Oh. My god.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

SO DAMN AMAZING. The drink stains on the papers, and the TONY MENTION (I love Tony okay), and the CARD FOR COULSON'S BIRTHDAY AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and HELL YES THAT IS HIS FATHER and THE FLIRTING OH MY GOD THE FLIRTING!

AND COULSON. MY GOD. COULSON. T-T COULSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON SO MANY FEELS AND YOU WROTE HIM SO COULSON-Y AND JUST JUST JUST!

*deep breath* Happy place of happy! :D Thank yoooou!

#coulsonlives

Author Here

[interrobam]

Eeeeeee! I'm so glad you like it OP! I'm happy you enjoyed the farther-son bits. I was especially hoping Coulson shone through, considering he's pretty much my favorite character in the entire Avengers-verse. And the flirting was so fun to write. Oh God. I worked long and hard to think up lines that bad. It is wonderful to know you liked it.

You're so welcome!

#whywouldyouevenusecoulsonlivesasatag? #imeanhesobviouslyalive #thatwasketchuponthosecards #HESNOTDEADDAMMIT #ohgodyouricon #feelings

(Also that awkward moment when you accidentally out yourself on a kinkmeme, then delete your comment and go to post anon, then decide what the hell, this is a fic you'll put your name on and log in again)

Re: Author Here

[anneka_neko]

I feel like I need more Coulson icons, as this one doesn't exactly fit, but I REGRET NOTHING because shipping is forever.

COULSON. SOBS. COULSON BB.

So obviously alive it's not even funny.

/that's actually the main reason I never anon. xD 'cause I know I wouldn't remember to be anon.

Don't suppose you write him elsewhere? O_O 'cause uh. I would read the shit out of that.

Re: Author Here

[interrobam]

There are never enough Coulson icons, shipping or otherwise. I'm afraid that I don't have any other fics featuring everyone's favorite SHIELD Agent, but if/when I do I will post them at my AO3 account here and try to remember to PM you about it. I have been meaning to do more stuff with him and Agent K...

Re: Author Here

[anneka_neko]

Oooooh~ I hope you do!

I love Coulson like. INTERACTING with people. Like OH DAD with Agent K, or holding back Tony's hair~ as Tony throws up, or BEING TOTALLY UNRUFFLED BY LOKI.

/I am just. Going to leave this link here and stop trying to come up with a way that it doesn't look like I'm linking my own fics.

Re: Author Here

[interrobam]

Yes, Coulson is the best with others. If I write more Agent K and Coulson stuff I might check out your fics for inspiration.

Re: Paperwork (3/3)

[anneka_neko]

“You have it worse than me then, mine is all slurred ballpoint.” He furrowed his brow, flipping through the “report”. “Towards the end it just turns into... crudely drawn stick figures?”

DYING, OMG. THIS IS GENIUS.