Why is it that the worst things always happen to the nicest people? I'm an absolute bitch when I want to be, I swear like a trooper, drink like there's no tomorrow and have had more drugs sex and booze in 24 years than loads of people in their entire lifetimes, but nothing bad happens to me. It isn't fair that the shit happens to the decent people ( Read more... )

. . .to South America and join a tribe in the Amazonian rainforest, to join a tribe and live with them until my end of days. There's a movie called 'The Emerald Forest, on bbc4 which has the most beautiful representations on love, marriage, death and cremation. It's an amazing representation of how our (ie Western) civilisation collides with those ( Read more... )

When is the right time to end a relationship? Ho do you know that it's over? I it when you go to a gig with your boyfriend and his drummer, have nothing to say to either of them all night and spend most of the evening wondering if the bloke on the radio who sounds fit actually is? Or when your boyfriend gets so drunk he turns up at your house at ( Read more... )

I've got four tickets to see MUSE at the all singing all dancing brand spanking new Wembley Stadium next June. That's me, Hayley, Ian, and...? There's one up for grabs, how do I decide who gets it? Aaargh, it's so difficult!! Help me ( Read more... )

Why is it that term starts in early October, my first project is due in early December, and I start it in (very) late November? Why do I do it to myself, knowing I have all this time and waste it playing Spider Solitaire and nattering on MySpace ( Read more... )

Well, it's been a long time since I updated (I think), so here's some random good news from my world...I get paid more and taxed less than I though...I'm going to Peru in six weeks to climb a mountain...I'm not single and am back with the floppy haired Old Time Jimmy...I'm not pregnant...I didn't wake up with a hangover once this week - although it ( Read more... )

Ponderings ( Read more... )

Okay, so I got accepted to uni in September in Brighton to do an MA, which is rather cool. Having to find £3175 in course costs isn't though ( Read more... )

I'm jumping 12000ft out of a perfectly working aeroplane next month, for a local MS charity. It seemed like a great idea until I watched my sky-diving dvd and realised that I probably will poo my pants on the way down. Oh well, at least it means my mate Steve puts me on his Scooby insurance, in case he breaks his leg and I have to drive home. Mwah ( Read more... )

because I just got to call Ronan Keating a "talentless has-been" on national radio. In context, the guy on Virgin played a dodgy cover of the Goo Goo Dolls classic soft rock tune 'Iris', which he then revealed was by *shudder* Ronan 'ex-Boyzone' Keating. Loads of numpty muppets text in to say it was good, but I countered with "Iris' is the ultimate ( Read more... )