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Mmm, love is...
Anyone else remember those little cartoon people that used to appear in some shite daily newspaper, under the heading "love is"? They used to do the washing up and claim it meant they were in love, that sort of thing ( Read more... ) -
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Having finally dragged the band kicking and screaming into 2006, they've embraced technology and set up a myspace.com site. At last. Not very exciting at the moment, but better than nothing. It will be marvellous when the tracks are up. Eventually. Feel free to add yourselves as friends, those on you on myspace, so as to make me look popular with ( Read more... ) -
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So, went to an Ann Summers party at my boyfriend sisters house (she freaked out a lot at me buying stuff, I didn't - yay), managed to spend a three figure sum, not that good for one who is unemployed, but formulated a plan with Lainey (who is coming to the Isle of Wight now), to do the festival in fancy dress. I already have large fairy wings, with ( Read more... ) -
And I thought Mormons had comedy names.
So, I worked an 18th birthday party on Saturday night at the football club, and the asked me to check over the guest list first to see if I recognised the names of any trouble makers. I failed to spot anyone I knew (thank God), but did notice that the entire Dick family would be in attendance. Yes, Mr and Mrs Dick, young Ryan Dick, even Nana and ( Read more... ) -
The Greatest Of Men
In honour of tommypop and bravura.You are the best. I love you. I worship the ground you walk upon, O greatest of all men. Saviour of charity events. Drinker of Carling Extra Cold / Stella. The world would be so much worse off without you. You deserve more than mere words. Beautiful Virgins will be yours in the next life. Your superpowers will know no bounds. ( Read more... ) -
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Apologies for not having updated recently folks, but I've come to the realisation that unemployment really isn't all it's cracked up to be, neither are relationships, or living with parents (damn them for not letting me sponge!). In the words of the marvelous Reel Big Fish "I know everything sucks, yeah, I know everything sucks, wo o o ". In other ( Read more... ) -
Rocking in the free world!
friday night I met Amy in Chi with Ian, then went back to his and boshed vast amounts of coke whilst watching dvd pron and shagging like bunnies.
Saturday night I worked at EPFC whilst putting on a gig with Ry Byron and The GentlemenLast night I went to the Royal British Legion with my nan and played bingo, before going to the Lamb for the ( Read more... ) -
Strange...
Not only am I looking after a 6 year old for four hours today (help!), but I've arranged a gig at East Preston Football Club tonight, which is looking like it's going to be pretty packed, expect that the guitarist in one band (who also happens to be my boyfriend) is in Inverness, and won't be back in the south until an hour before he has to be on ( Read more... ) -
Decisions, decisions...
So, new year, new haircut. No new job though. I'm considering taking a fat great loan out from the brother at the bank (I knew he would come in handy one day) and joining Hayley on her round-the-world-extravaganza. I'd skip Thailand and Australia, give myself some extra saving time, and join her for New Zealand, Fiji and the U S of A, (for comedy ( Read more... ) -
Christmas
I started drinking my fist Stella at 10am Christmas day, opened the Champagne at 11, worked from 11.30 to 3, drank until 1 am whilst abusing various substances, then had a marathon sex session which actually managed to wake up one of the old people. I am at one with the cosmos.