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Great Escape Festival Details
For those of you coming to the Brighton Great Escape Festival here are some of the 150 bands playing and links to their myspace so you can have a cheeky listen and learn the words. Aren't I lovely to you?
Archie Broson Outfit
Art Brut
Blood Red Shoes
CSS
The Dash
The Enemy
Foals
Ghosts
Good Shoes
The Heights
Hot Club De Paris
I Like Trains
Kate Nash
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Friendly Council Refuse Collectors
On the way to work this morning a bald man in a rubbish truck shouted at me "YOU'LL STILL BE A FAT CUNT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CYCLE!" I decided to ignore him and didn't quite catch the tail end of the abuse which lasted until he could no longer crane his neck out of the truck to see me. -
Resolution to be a quitter
This is the longest I have gone without smoking in seven years. 52 hours so far which apparently means...- Blood Pressure and Pulse rate returned to normal
- Oxygen levels in blood returned to normal
- Carbon Monoxide eliminated from body
- Lungs start clearing themselves out
- No more Nicotine left in body
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Wolf
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Blow These Jobs
Fat Girl at my work is leaving which has opened up some nice chances of getting a better job. I've applied for her role which is Deputy Classified Manager and she has now let me know that she recommended me to her new work at Panasonic as a field sales rep which is nearly double the money with intensive driving test paid for and company car (if ( Read more... ) -
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National Wiggy-Wiggy Humiliation
Doncha just hate it when you're sitting at the beach trying to nurse a horrible hangover feeling shaky, sweaty, with red eyes and a grey hue to your skin and a camera crew appear out of nowhere, a bubbly young presenter sits next to you and a microphone is shoved in your face ( Read more... ) -
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Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
90%
Superman
80%
Green Lantern
65%
The Flash
55%
Catwoman
55%
Supergirl
53%
Robin
53%
Hulk
50%
Wonder Woman
48%
Iron Man
40%
Batman
35%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Song idea
(Verse)
I'm still drunk drunk,
I'm still drunk.
I'm at work and I am drunk.
(Brigde)
Bridge, bridge, bridge.
Where is the bridge
To cross?
(Chorus)
Cor, us (chorus) drunks really are drunk.
If we were apples would you core us (chorus?)
Repeat ad infinitum until everyone is sick on the floor.
fin
