My grandmother is on her cell phone texting her kids. She's fucking 80! I hope for her kid's sake she isnt spelling all of the words out completely, because on a cellphone, that would take for-fucking-ever to scroll through it all...

Anywho, I was hired today as a clerk at the halloween store and I'll start this weekend. This'll be intersting.

He's the president in residence He's kind of in charge He's got the whole country saying, "That's my Bush!" Life is hard, that's the price of fame When you're president everyone knows your name Hey what's that thing? It's my Bush! I can't believe he's actually in the White House, that's our ma-hyauun!! That's My Bush! Oooooooohhhhwaaahooooowaahoo!

I am sitting next to a bunch of fucking idiotic nerds who are headbanging to Disturbed. It's not the fact that they think they are metalheads, when they clearly are not that pisses me off, it's that their acting like they have autism and singing and making suggestive hand gestures to their computers. Oh lordy thank you for Pandora ( Read more... )

My stomach feels like it's about to jump out of my skin and just start to wail on my testicles with a hamer.

Have not been able to update in a while so... I'll only put the importaint things that happened/happening! ZOMG!1: I switched rooms with my sister because she is in Oregon and when she gets home and tries to walk into her old room, she'll be blind-sided by my fist in her temple, *Bam!* So now I get more privacy and such, blah blah blah I'm going to ( Read more... )

We're told that after the war ( Read more... )

I just got back from sacramento where I saw the aquabats last night! It was the greatest show I've ever seen! They sung, and fought a giant Rabbit with love, and I touched the MC Bat Comander! <3333333

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Sorry for violating your mind with Images of that dead guy, I joined a couple communities to show them that. If I make one christian/fascist cry, It'll be worth it!

Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band ( Read more... )