I have a new laptop. Fuck everyone who cannot experiance the joy I am feeling.

www.juggalofaith.com

Don't ask, just go there.

Am I the only one who is normal in this town?

Of course you do!

I cant really explain the first one, like at all.

The legendary Worker and Parasite! I wouldnt have searched for this if Ken had not brought it up and me remembering how fucking funny it was.

And I guess this is an old Japanese commercial. Probably the best thing thats come out of there.

You Are Most Like John F. Kennedy
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GAAAAHHHH I FUCKING HATE JOHNNY!!!!1 YOU PRICK!!! I WILL END YOU!

<3 Johnny.

I love you bitch.

You call us barbarians... Well it is an honorable name.
We mean to cancel the world you civilized people made.
We will simply erase history from the time that machinary and weapons threatened more than they offered.
And when you die... the last living reminder of hell will be gone. Gone...

Today was my first day of work, and I get paid $7 an hour to walk around looking busy.

...God I love this country.

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$20 to the first person to reply to this post.

This is a picture of a bunch of weirdos. The odd one out is Johnny in 20 years.


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