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i wonder, during a round of competitive forensics, how one would say something like

My father knew i was still a virgin when i turned twenty. One night, he picked me up in his beat-up convertible and said "Boy, the average length of a penis is five inches, and the averge length of them woman-tenderness is eight. That means there are two miles of ( Read more... )

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i think we should make a conscious effort to go to the Getty more often.

if the trams aren't enough cause to go, there are wallls engraved with things that had once trapped amoeba, big men in blue suits and gold tassles, Teske and Man Ray and Dorothea and WEeGEE, and undeniable photochooting weather.

( anyway, i have faux-toes. fox toes! )

i'm going to san diego!

*air guitar*