So thousands of years of symbolism are wrong. I was taking the seeds out of a cantaloupe the other day and I thought, “I’m giving this cantaloupe an abortion.” This made sense; the seeds were like zygotes that would have grown in the uterus of soil, except now they were going down my sink drain. But then I thought, “No, wait, it’s that seeds are ( Read more... )

I went to Micetro last night. I've never seen it before. It was fucking hilarious. I saw people. I miss people. Happy birthday, Trish. The end.

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I CAN SEE YOUR ASS.

by the way, it is possible to fall in love more than once. yay.

So I guess it's almost the end of the year. Well. It's been pretty fucking pointless.

and will you live at your own pace?

hey HEY hey yeah go away. i need someone to be naughty, obnoxious, and corrupt with me. everyone pretends that they do good things because they're good people, but really it's because you get off on it and it makes you feel all hard and wet and good. it's at least true for me. I'M GOOD I DON'T BOTHER PEOPLE FUCK

This morning was the best day of my life. Even though it wasn't a whole day, and the rest of the day was crap. The titanic swim was really easy, and it was so pretty in the pool with all the rain drizzling in and the hill and shit, and afterwards I was filled with inexplicable joy. I really just wanted to dance around and be happy and spread ( Read more... )

...i'm listening to interpol. i am actually liking some of these new bands. i think i am selling out to the crappy new music i have been endlessly bitching about for all of this year. and i only updated this thing two days ago. LOOK I GO TO REDWOOD AND I LISTEN TO INTERPOL AND I UPDATE MY LIVEJOURNAL A LOT AAAAHHHH FUCKING KILL ME.

WHY AM I SUCH A FUCKING DICK?

You're kind of hot.