My Geraldo Rivera nightmare!

[diva_stardust]

Last night the very worst bogeyman I've ever had entered one of my dreams, Geraldo Rivera! It all started when I went to my local gas station which had turned into my local book store. He was stocking shelves and grumbling about how he wasn't getting paid enough while everyone cowered at him meekly as if he was Zorro or something. The place was

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[alltherealice]

It's kind of like... an epic poem. Without the poetry.

Seriously, it reads very fluidly. Or at least I read it that way. :)

I've never really been afraid of Geraldo Rivera, but I'm sure I will someday soon.

[diva_stardust]

Hee! Well I'm glad it flowed well and I certainly hope I didn't give you any Geraldo nightmares;)

::gets the bad shivers just thinking about him::

[saifai]

I can't help it. I know I should be snuggling you in comfort, but this was just darn funny. Heh.

Either way he'll be crying like....a really big crying thing.

*giggles*

[diva_stardust]

How's about a snuggle *while* we laugh about it? Sound good?:D It was quite scary while it was happening because Geraldo was quite the ogre, and not the funny green type, but now it's funny thinking about it!

[diva_stardust]

I know! I don't know how I managed to wake up without screaming either. ::shivers:: Eek.

[waterlanding]

LMAO. My mother always tells me that his real name is Jerry Rivers, and he just made up the 'Geraldo Rivera' to seem more intersting or whatever. Ick.

Also? I'm going to friend you ((not that I use my LJ, well, ever ;p)) because you're verra funny and verra talented and just generally wonderful.

[diva_stardust]

Awww thanks, you're the sweetest. I friended you back:D

My mom is in love with Geraldo. I don't know why but there you have it. I blame her partly for the dream because why else would I have it? I never think about him! I forgot to include this small part in the dream where I talk to the cashier and mention how my mom's in love with him.

Poor mom and her bad taste in fellas:O