Argh, I hate it when people ask for fic requests and I get there too late! But I should look at this logically. The only kind of thing I want to request is a fic where Willy the Snitch, the Slurpee Demon, and Olaf the Troll are best friends who go out shopping for clothes. I'm not sure too many people would want to write that ( Read more... )

::shudders:: I don't think I'm very good at this whole defriending thing. And I don't mean the part where I'm wracked with guilt (although that too). The actual physical clicking part and ugghhh ( Read more... )

There's some sort of animal skittering around in the walls. I can hear it. It's a definite skittering noise (very loud, sounds bigger than mice). I don't know how it got in the walls but it's definitely in there. Not outside, not inside, but in the walls. Probably living in some little hidey hole. I guess a hidey hole would be logical (logic ( Read more... )

Sometimes I feel like icons are like those magic eye posters/books. Those crazy acid washed (in drugs, not jeans) pictures where you stare at them long enough and eventually see another picture. Or else you go blind. I'm one of those people that's never able to see anything in there! Just one big blur blob. Once I get past the thirty minute ( Read more... )

Last night the very worst bogeyman I've ever had entered one of my dreams, Geraldo Rivera! It all started when I went to my local gas station which had turned into my local book store. He was stocking shelves and grumbling about how he wasn't getting paid enough while everyone cowered at him meekly as if he was Zorro or something. The place was ( Read more... )

scans_daily is the best community ever. If you're looking at this icon going "Huh? Is that Superman spanking Lois Lane? When did he become such a kinky bastard?" then you need to check this out.

In one of the later issues of Generation X I spied something really cute. Jubilee had a stuffed Wolvie doll on her bed. He was all roly poly and cute, dressed ( Read more... )

I should get The Waltons dvd set. It's kind of giving me this beckoning, come hither look with a tinge of a sleazy "How YOU doin?" vibe thrown into it. "Come relive those carefree, easy breezy times of the Depression with us!" it says to me. Plus I think John Boy's mole is winking at me but that just might be lack of sleep, I don't know ( Read more... )

Who did I just catch singing a tune at the Indianapolis 500, showing the young'ins how it's done? Jim Nabors, that's who! I keep seeing people buzzing around going "Isn't he dead?" but Jim ain't kicking any buckets yet. No-sir-ree-bob ( Read more... )

So I watched the first half hour of Nick & Jessica's Variety Hour last night and I think the tv gods are trying to smite me me for the evil I did in the past by having too many Kirk Cameron posters on my wall when I was nine. I always used to say that variety shows should come back (but usually I said this with offering myself and a member of Abba ( Read more... )

Here's some things I've been meaning to pimp for a while now. I'm all behind and stuff. Yeah, I know I just did a post a few minutes ago but I figure one-night-of-spamming won't hurt since I haven't been posting as much as usual. Someday maybe I'll just post every little thing that crosses my mind so years from now I can remember because my ( Read more... )