Sometimes, you can just tell what the morning ride to work is going to be like simply by how insanely I'm behaving when I get out of bed
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Despite great personal risk to both employment and sanity, I decided to google Hiney Hiders at work. They are not a company, but rather a brand name produced by: http://www.scrantonproducts.com/
While somewhat disappointing, my immediate thought was that the company is based in Scranton, just like The Office. Can you imagine how much more awesome The Office would be if instead of selling paper or printers, they were selling Hiney Hiders?
You know, there's a company, Needle Play Designs, that made "I'm a Delicate Fuckin' Flower" into one of their regular shirt slogans after my friends ordered shirts with that saying because we kept joking about it. And it turns out to be one of their most popular slogans, I'm told, particularly among gay men. Check it out: http://adult.needleplaydesign.com/sayings.html (NSFW because of text)
You can get one too and join the League of Delicate Fuckin' Flowers. ;-)
Holy christ, it's a good thing I'm starting vacation tomorrow. For all our sakes, and the sake of the world.
There is that. On the other hand, that pst was awesome... I will continue to have a huge crush on you - as long as you aren't a delicate flower just before you ausfahrt/leave my car...
Nah, I wouldn't do that. Being comfortable pooting openly around someone is my litmus test for knowing you're ready to move in with someone (as in, if you can't cut one around them and have it be no big deal, you're not ready yet), so it's not something to casually subject someone to. =)
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While somewhat disappointing, my immediate thought was that the company is based in Scranton, just like The Office. Can you imagine how much more awesome The Office would be if instead of selling paper or printers, they were selling Hiney Hiders?
The humor potential is off the charts!
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I would KILL to see The Office done as a division of Hiney Hiders...
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You and my spouse would be double dangerous if you both hit this mood in the same place at the same time. :)
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*I'm* a delicate flower!!
Fuck!!
[does the delicateflowerdance, which must be seen to be believed]
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You know, there's a company, Needle Play Designs, that made "I'm a Delicate Fuckin' Flower" into one of their regular shirt slogans after my friends ordered shirts with that saying because we kept joking about it. And it turns out to be one of their most popular slogans, I'm told, particularly among gay men. Check it out: http://adult.needleplaydesign.com/sayings.html (NSFW because of text)
You can get one too and join the League of Delicate Fuckin' Flowers. ;-)
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There is that. On the other hand, that pst was awesome... I will continue to have a huge crush on you - as long as you aren't a delicate flower just before you ausfahrt/leave my car...
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I wonder how long I could get away with making a page on Wikipedia for "batshit insane" and putting my picture on it...? hmmm.
Lurve you too! *MWAH*
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I wonder how long I could get away with making a page on Wikipedia for "batshit insane" and putting my picture on it...? hmmm.
Do it. Dooooo eeeeeeeit!
The revert wars would be legendary!
XXXOOO
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