I have a virus or food poisoning, so you get to read about what I've been doing in between trying to work at home, to deal with bill-collectors on the phone, and to practice for the Olympic tryouts (sprinting to the bathroom):

( My LJ Trading Card )

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( PROJECT PITCHFORK SONG LYRIC )

Cribbed from many (most lately elissa_carey:

Sharrainchains in Control Ought DeleteIn this compelling travesty, Sharrainchains (Gwyneth Paltrow) is an elite FBI agent with a three movie deal. She promises to protect Ivorydamsel (Salma Hayek) before the seemingly innocent mizbuffy (Halle Berry) gets to her. With guns blazing, she sneaks into Mizbuffy's submarine, twenty-two days too late. ( Read more... )

I am trying on the following, thanks to dezaName: [Still TBD - Aoife? The Siren ( Read more... )

So, it's the middle of the holiday season, and yet again our heroine has received the coolest gift from one of her dearest non-LJ friends, J: The Action Heroine's Handbook. Armed only with this book, her motto WWLD?, a video of Mystery Men, a little brains, and a little talent (with the emphasis on the latter), our dauntless heroine seeks to create ( Read more... )

A friend asked, "Suppose you could take a pill to selectively forget things.... Then again, would we lose the strength that suffering brings, keep repeating mistakes, and lose all the discipline that pain incurs ( Read more... )

And I always thought I was the Melancholy type of babe...
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If this works, a mouse in a coffee cup will sing "Jeremiah was a bullfrog ...."

http://www.castlemountains.net/flashmar/A_Cup_Of_Joy.swf

Where is a cartoon cat when you need one?

Found on waiman's LJ:

Step 1: Go to http://www.google.com.
Step 2: Type "miserable failure" in the search box.
Step 3: Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.