I am at work. i hate work. this is why.
conversation i just finished having with a certain dreaded country club member
Me: Hey, how are you today?
Devil: Do you EVER clean the tables in this place?
Me: Everyday.
Devil: Well I Can't tell, they are very unsightly
Me: If you are talking about the black stuff, it has been there for years and i can't get it
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