To those of you at the Silver Dragon and Hinata Inn...

Our apologies for the damages done to your business. Tetha would like to reimburse you all for the damages done to your property.

Due to the sensitive nature of these events, we would prefer that you all do not speak of them openly.

- Ravemon

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Excuse me, I'm Mayor Burgermon, of Hamburger Digimon Village ( Read more... )

Um... excuse me... DATS Commanders, but... this is a priority message from... zzzzzz... snrk! Oh. Um.

Yes. Priority message. We've located and imprisoned that escaped renegade known as Aeolus... He's... in our... our custody...

Zzzz....

I'm confused. Wasn't that Aeolus guy a... man?

AUGH!

A FRIKKIN SEED... BOMB... THING JUST CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW AND BLEW UP MY ROOM!

It seems that I too have been given a task in the broader world.

Witchmon, Wizardmon, Sorcermon...

... Do keep an eye out for me, hm?

This is Tetha Five news, and I'm your news anchor, Tom Penmon. Diane would be here tonight, but she was in a building some dragon knocked onto somebody ( Read more... )

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Um. This is Pike, commander of Unit 5.

My Unit formed a search party, and um...

Well, we're in the Graveyard, and it seems that half of the Unit is being devoured by a... what's it called? Oh right. Death X DORUgremon.

...

Someone help please?

AUUUUUUUUGH! IT'S EATING MY FACE!

Okay, this was new for me until a few minutes ago, but... apparently Lotusmon, from the Flower Paradise is on the Base's grounds.

So please, everyone, be on your best behavior.

Um, hey, this is Pike, Unit Leader of Unit 5... we have a bit of a problem...

AUGH, IT BURNS!

Well. Um, it seems my subordinate, Rick, bit off more than he could chew by annoying the Pupumon, and he annoyed the FanBeemon and...

PIKE. YOU ASSHOLE. I'M COVERED IN BEES!

*sigh* Nevermind. Better go.