Dear Captain Jack Sparrow,
Welcome to the guild. However, I canne' forgive the tactics yeh employed or the damage done to the Tanngrisnir.
I hope you enjoy your gift of Numemon and Sukamon manure, which has been liberally applied to the deck, halls, and rooms of your ship.
Crapfully yours,
Vikemon
[ATTACHED: Bill for 50 gallons of rum and 100
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