Me: Why are you being such a cock to me lately? You're seriously almost killing me.

Life: Of course I am! Right now I'm doing my best to drive you into a corner.. Drive you and drive you, until you can use it anywhere, anytime... That attack I mean..

Me: Jeez dude, that was a fluke, I can't just fire those big attacks off one after another...Life ( Read more... )

Random One: "Pretty calm back there 4th year masters-sama, examplary, examplary! So calm even though you have so much insanely difficult work to do... That's 4th year masters-sama for you ( Read more... )

There's this guy, called Peter. I've known him for about four years, he is essentially my boss. Today I went to see him about a "promotion". Peter doesn't talk explicitly. He is also extremely intelligent. He believes it is necessary to choose his wording to suit all those less intelligent than him. This is not to say he dumbs it down; though it is ( Read more... )

I got mugged and he took my mp3 player; I can't afford a new mp3 player so I'll have to be quiet for a while. Depressing ( Read more... )

I need to have more sex. Why is it so difficult to get laid ( Read more... )

Hey, thanks for coming. Hope you like reading about other people because this is a place for me to be selfish ( Read more... )