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[dividedproject]

So who's the genius that decided to change Weezer's newest single? Horrible.

Oh, and the prostitution UNION is calling for a ban on GTA... Yea, no grammatical error there... whores don't like GTA.

Speaking of hookers...

Comments

[mattjohnson]

and thank you for the overly entertaining entry.

[anonymous]

I love the supersoaker video. I'd be stupid enough to go out and try that. Haha. Thanks for the humor

[deliciouslarry]

I had that VG cats strip as a desktop on my bro's compy for awhile. Did I ever mention I have Scott's autograph from the last MegaCon? Him and Tim Buckley from CTRL+ALT+DEL were on a webcomic panel. Tell me you're going to this one... whitebread nerd clout demands you show. If only to scope out the fat Sailor Moon cosplayers.

[neo_is_bad]

Zero cows ate three cows which undid existance.

dr. suess was sandboarding at a weird angle

The copenhagen crayon experience?

i met a super hero whose only super power was that he could eat shit and it would taste like bananas

Congress sank into my asshole

bill gates punched NASCAR in the nuts

i saw two diamonds being dragged by microscopic leashes at a perfect 45 degree angle

there's a divine relationship between french fries and the number 7

javascript was accidently created from a teardrop and a bobby-pin

a crab and a hamster battle to the death but god interfers

an upside down waterfall flowed upwards and over my couch leaving floppy discs behind

the moon is actually a car freshener in the shape of a 4 with rainbow colors