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A little late.

LOL.

sorry, i'm a bit late.

If your city is hit by a 100 Megaton nuke, the only trace left of your existence will be on the internet.

Merry christmas!

Imagine tying a kitten to helium party balloons at night. Tie chem-lights around their necks, and release them into the dark night sky. Then pull out your BB Gun and have yourself a game of skeet.

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Halloween is a fake holiday that was created when Big Candy lobbyists pushed a secret federal provision for a candy quota. These subsidies were responsible for an over-abundance of candy. People would recycle surplus candy between halloweens, and eventually (according to simple statistics) a small, but noteworthy number of candies were still in ( Read more... )