What the fuck

Bill Maher was on that show on MSNBC-- Scarborough Country. In the middle of it, Maher gets pissed off and starts PWNING Scarborough. Then there's an obvious skip in the frames, where they had edited out part of the interview.

After the interview, it cuts to Scarborough talking about the interview.  He's like "Maher is very ( Read more... )

 My newest jokes:

How does a Gay Muslim pray?
allah verga!

Why did Jesus cross the road?
He didn't. The cross rode him.

When does sensitive man need two tissues?
When he beats-off to a rape video

They say your 21st is the last birthday you'll ever have.

That's especially true if you drink yourself to death

The other day I saw a sign that said "Yield on Green", so I obligingly put out my joint.

If you're drunk enough and you pass by McDonalds you might think this sign says MYSPACE


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They told me my odds of winning the state lottery was the same as being struck by lightning. In order to bring my chances from 1:20,000,000 up to 1:1, I carried with me a lightning rod.

Yet another day in the blistering heat working what I assume will continue to be 8-12 hour shifts. HUA! U-RAH! ETC ( Read more... )

If someone started a campaign to turn gay guys straight, I think a good slogan would be "think outside the bun"

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warning: do not watch these videos sober! wait until you're high :)

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