Why Ben Franklin Was Fucking Rich

[neo_is_bad]

They told me my odds of winning the state lottery was the same as being struck by lightning. In order to bring my chances from 1:20,000,000 up to 1:1, I carried with me a lightning rod.

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[aloneleprechaun]

or is it just the freudian subconscious calling out to the world, "i need a bigger penis!"?

-e :)

[neo_is_bad]

i'm compensating with the size of my wallet ^_^