Bizarre and Never Explained

Apr 12, 2011 00:37

BANE.  What a great acronym for such a phenomenon.  Not really a phenomenon, just sloppy story editing and directing ( Read more... )

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captainsavvy April 12 2011, 13:22:29 UTC
lol. I like this new term BANE. It's definitely the most irritating thing that happens for me in movies.

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wheelig April 12 2011, 16:52:33 UTC
Ew.

I recall The Ninth Gate having a BANE rating off the charts. I guess I was 12 years old when I saw it, but I stand behind my assessment. For a long time I thought it was the worst movie I'd ever seen.

One reviewer says "Only the lobotomized and the brain dead will be able to figure out the logic embraced by The Ninth Gate."

Another says "The filmmaker takes you on a journey that goes absolutely nowhere."

At least four reviewers on one page used the word "ludicrous" and somebody else called it "self-immolating."

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divinelybereft April 13 2011, 03:41:00 UTC
On the IMDB website this movie has AMAZING reviews. Seriously. People call it a masterpiece.

I don't remember feeling like it was very good, though.

Oh well. Self-immolating is a really great criticism, though. So suggestive!

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wheelig April 17 2011, 14:42:22 UTC
I'm pretty sure it is as awful as I say. Those people are probably either Roman Polanski or Johnny Depp groupies.

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