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[divinitatis]

What . . . what sort of devilishness is this? This must be some conniving plot by the agents of evil to kidnap me! They fear my name and my beauty, and therefore they resort to such underhanded tactics. I awakened to find myself stranded upon this dinghy little bank, with nary a person in sight, a most lamentable condition

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[bubblyhealer]

Exactly, exactly! Such an evil plot! Such dastardly plans! We truly must do something about it! I, too, have lost many precious vassals and other lady things. I sense a great kinship between us! I will surely remember your name, L'Arachel, scourge of divine demons!

[divinitatis]

The heavens must be smiling upon me! For I have found another similarly blessed with a like mind. We shall scour the countryside for the cause of this evil, and when we find it, we shall root it out and banish it forevermore!

[bubblyhealer]

Banishing evil! What a noble and quite romantic cause! Befitting for any pink-haired heroine! Of course I will be overjoyed to join you in this quest. I'm sure it won't be too difficult to find evil. I shall ask around.

Ah! But first! I am the great Lady Serra! It is a pleasure to meet someone who shares such wonderful ideals as me!

[divinitatis]

The romance of it is ever so exciting, is it not? My first day here, and already we are making legends! Evil, you do not stand no chance at all!

[yukinakoorime]

...Oh my.

[divinitatis]

Well met, stranger! Have you come to seek some favour from my gracious persona?

[yukinakoorime]

Ah... you seem quite generous for a self-stated scourge.

[divinitatis]

Why, I exude magnanimity. Generosity is part of who I am.

[yournewoverlord]

You, a demon slayer? Give me a frickin' break.

[divinitatis]

I'll let you know that I have divine power in my every action! The duty to save the commoners of this island falls upon my personage!

[yournewoverlord]

Pffffffffffffffffffft. *continues on way to go to bed*

[divinitatis]

And who are you, to challenge me so?

[baronofbeauty]

Bravo, mademoiselle! Excellently said!

[divinitatis]

Why, thank you! It is such a relief to find others who share my ideals!

[baronofbeauty]

But of course! It is our sworn duty to fight for justice and protect those who cannot protect themselves!

[divinitatis]

Ah, yes! And, one day, troubadours the world over will sing of our heroic deeds!