I've been thinking about possibilities for a future career lately, mainly because I have nothing to do but daydream ( Read more... )

My last post was about how I haven't been posting lately because I went back to my parents' for the week, but it ended up being private so you couldn't possibly know that. Unless you know that all of my passwords are my first ever home phone number back when I lived in South Philly and you log into my accounts for the sole purpose of reading my ( Read more... )

So yeah. Mike's mom and grandma came over on Thursday and left on Monday morning. I had told Mike not too long before their visit that I missed having people to make fun of him with, so their visit was timely and fantastic.

A couple things happened. First was another talk about marriage. This talk was spurred when Mike told me to show them my " ( Read more... )

The BBC believes that out of the following 100 classics, most people will only have read an average of six. Bold the ones you've read, italicize those you've dabbled with (read a portion/watched a film rendition/read an abridged version).

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry ( Read more... )

Remember that Blink 182 song? It goes something like this:

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, ( Read more... )

I interrupt my usual bitching about school (it's Friday, I'll save it for Monday) to talk about my latest thrift store purchase. No, not a pair of pants that go up to my nipples or moth-eaten overalls - a typewriter! This typewriter, to be specific. Although this is a cute Etsy photograph that I found online and not the actual typewriter that I ( Read more... )

Ever since the move I've been telling myself that this is the last chance I'm giving myself. If college doesn't work out this year, it's obviously not for me. Well, shit doesn't seem to be looking up right now.

Two posts ago I talked about how my incompetent advisor fucked me over by making me retake my classes. I was toying between dropping and not ( Read more... )

No matter how much you check out a place before renting it, nothing can prepare you for the commonly heard noises in the area. These are sounds that I hear on a daily basis and I am working on eradicating the source of each one, one step at a time:

1. Some twat driving some sort of motorized vehicle in circles around his house at all hours of the day. ( Read more... )

Not too long ago, I was throwing a fit about how much I hated school and was going to drop all of my classes. Yesterday, I received credit for all of my classes and was able to drop half of them, bringing my student status down to part-time. This is one of those cases where yes, I can have my cake and eat the shit out of it, too ( Read more... )

I am the poster child for blistered feet. Not that anyone would want that on a poster, but if you do, you know who to call ( Read more... )