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divorce_and_die

The Johnson's

Mar 18, 2009 21:13

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.....Mrs. Johnson walks away with a 7 digit alimony sum, the beach house, the vintage car collection, the kids and even the dog.

Better luck next time. The firm was ecstatic...why people are excited over the failure of EVERLASTING vows I'll never know.

I could do with some cheering...maybe a prostrate priestess or two...Haven't seen that one in a ( Read more... )

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divorce_and_die March 19 2009, 04:23:50 UTC

I 'always' win my cases, love----

...by the way, I never took you for the gender confused type. Probably got that from your mother.

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divorce_and_die March 19 2009, 04:35:12 UTC

If it was about the money I'd have chosen a different career.

It's about people sticking with their choices and all that rot. None of this, "Oops, I changed my mind". The world has become way too forgiving.

...No really, it suits you.

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acrownofstars March 19 2009, 04:23:34 UTC

Well unless they both meant it...

Welcome to the Complex.

divorce_and_die March 19 2009, 04:28:06 UTC

Thank you for the warm welcome. ;)

and well...sadly, I think they did. If they can make it through me, they have to really want a divorce. Old habits die hard and all that.

acrownofstars March 19 2009, 04:31:48 UTC

No problem, Lady Hera.

There's a reason they're vows...swearing by the Styx like before would make things simpler...Stuff to fill Erebus' graves too I guess...

divorce_and_die March 19 2009, 04:46:31 UTC

Exactly! Those were the days...easier to smite people back then too.

Not that I don't appreciate some of the modern things, like electronic organizers, and sanitizing fluid but still, some days...

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godly_gopher March 19 2009, 04:24:52 UTC

MOTHER! <3 <3

Oh! Lady Hera! It's nice to see you again.

divorce_and_die March 19 2009, 04:31:34 UTC

My Lovely One! <3 <3 <3

It feels like it's been forever, how have you been, love?

godly_gopher March 19 2009, 04:51:10 UTC

Oh I have been quite good. When did you get here?

divorce_and_die March 19 2009, 04:57:04 UTC

Just arrived, still unpacking a few boxes. Well, at least overseeing the unpacking of the boxes. You should come over some time, I'll open a bottle of some vintage I've been saving.

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divorce_and_die March 19 2009, 04:32:27 UTC

For you maybe, however some of us take our honour seriously. Long time no see Dion.

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divorce_and_die March 19 2009, 04:40:37 UTC

I'm not uptight.

I'm fun and free. The kids love me.

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jointheinsanity March 19 2009, 05:04:44 UTC

MOTHER. MOTHER. MOTHER. You are here! Oh, I missed you Mother.

divorce_and_die March 19 2009, 05:19:57 UTC

I missed you too dear. And of course I'm here...I couldn't avoid people forever. How are you, love?

jointheinsanity March 19 2009, 05:28:18 UTC

MOTHER. MOTHER. I am not well. Not at all. She gets all the attention. She gets all the love.

divorce_and_die March 19 2009, 05:32:07 UTC

Is that so? I assure you, you are loved too. Even ask your father, I'm sure he'll reassure you too.

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