Interior Design Help Wanted

[divorce_and_die]

Finally the week is at an end.

And a busy week at that.  Along with moving in and everything that comes with it, my husband returned home about damn time, though he seems less then enthused about the new decor I tried assuring him he'd make a darling genie or maharajah. Though come to think of it, that whole style tends to suggests harems.  Damn. I

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[notinacookie]

Hera lovely~

Have you considered "Dominatrix Parlor" or "Space Cadet?" (The former for you and the latter for your hubby?)

[divorce_and_die]

Oh Tyche, how fortunate I must be to be graced with your presence.

And as for the suggestions, 'Space Cadet' is a little too middle school for my tastes, and 'Dominatrix Parlor' way over done, sort of like how 'corsets' have come back in style. Flashy, but no real substance.

I was thinking something a little more 'unique' and fitting for the royal court, you understand.

I think both could have applied to the hubby...just wanted to point that out.

[notinacookie]

It's okay, Hera. I understand your infinite love for me~

Are they really back in style? I hadn't noticed--I never used them. Never had the boobs for them.

Of course! Once you've got it be sure that you and Zeus test the bed if you know what I mean~ There are some pretty shitty mattresses out there. And of course I'm sure you'll be wary to make sure nobody else tests it~

Does Zeus often wear tight black leather?

[wild_women_do]

That Trojan kid is an interior decorator, innit he?

[divorce_and_die]

Which one and why haven't you given him my number yet?

[wild_women_do]

Like I can tell them apart. I think he was the younger one.

Locked to Hera

[godly_gopher]

Oh! That's quite alright, I understand. When ever you have time will be splended.

Oh this will be quite wonderful!