[The image is fuzzy and askew, slightly tilted to the right, and catches Tyche at that awkward angle scurrying around her very messy room. Suddenly she's close--too close--her face is pixelated and you can only really see (feature wise) her eyes and her nose.]

FEB-BRUUUUU-AIR-EE!

[She backs up to normal, although still tilted dimensions. She ( Read more... )

UNCLE!

WHY DON'T I GET TO BE A BOY? I wanna try.

PUH-LEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASE UNCLE?

I WANT TO AIM-AND-FIRE PEE LIKE THALIA, UNCLE!

EDIT: HAY BFF NEM. I want a sleepover. :) Get some people. Get your groupies. We're gonna watch Ghoooostbusteeeers.

[ooc: M'sorry? :x]

Blah blah blah blahdy blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blaaahahahahahaha. Blah blah bloo blah. Blah blaha. Blah blata. Blaaaanormous. Blah boo blah blee bobbity blah bloo bwah blah blacka bloo blah. Blah-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-blah. Blah blah blah blah wa wah blah blah. Holy blah! Blahly? Blahliously. HO-MA-BLAH. NAH BLAH. YA BLAH. ( Read more... )

Heeeeeey!

Heeeeeeeeey!

Hey!

How come I'm so awesome but my Wikipedia article is so tiny? D: Where's all the cool legend stuff? I did stuff! I want stories. ): I can be just as bitchy, and bestial (that was for you Zeus-maaan ;DDDD) as all a'you guys--and I'm awesome!

I edited the paaaaage, but they took it down 'cause I was lying :) So it's ( Read more... )

[Phone call to Horcus]

[ringing]

Heeeeeeey buddy! Listen, I got one phone call. I'm in the BIG HOUSE. That what they call it?

ANNOUNCEMENT! ANNOUNCEMENT! HEAR YE HEAR YE!

Let there be a funeral. Let us remember! A fun-e-ral. A MOMENT OF SILENCE! A buriel. A memorial ( Read more... )

Last Supper!

[Voice]

GET YOUR LAST SUPPER RIGHT HERE! Gobble it up while it's still hot! In 3E! It's totally safe to make the trip down her--pfffffffft snrk pa-HAHAHHAHA. I can't keep a straight face like that. COME ON DOWN because it's me so it'll be fun. And because it's num nums. I got them out specially for all of you because last meals are ( Read more... )

CHECK ME OUT! Have you ever seen a hotter thing in your life? ;D MY SKIN IS ALL SAGGY! I can feel the bones and I got me some wrinkles and I still look fabulous.

[Although a little creaky. Is this what you feel like all the time, Poseid--oh hey! We're twins now! :)]

And hot damn. I wanna make cookies! I wanna cane-- no I want a walker! With ( Read more... )

LAZY BUM SO-CI-ETY~!

There you go, sis! FOR YOUR AND MY UNEMPLOYED ASSES. First meeting is a-go. Come over and bring me cookies.

First on the agenda! Make fun of employed people.

HAHA YOU ALL HAVE TO GO TO WORK!

:)

LOVE ME!

Pity me!

Help me~

Preeetty prettyprettyprettyprettyprettyprettypretty please? :)

I am especially looking at you, Posies. Dite. Come ooooon, Tyche has never let you down~ ;D