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[notinacookie]

CHECK ME OUT! Have you ever seen a hotter thing in your life? ;D MY SKIN IS ALL SAGGY! I can feel the bones and I got me some wrinkles and I still look fabulous.

[Although a little creaky. Is this what you feel like all the time, Poseid--oh hey! We're twins now! :)]

And hot damn. I wanna make cookies! I wanna cane-- no I want a walker! With

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[togivewhatisdue]

Kiddie? Are you babbling at me?

[notinacookie]

UHM. I am babbling aaaattttt-- idk my bff Nemesis?

Yooouuu're bff with an old laaa-deee~

[togivewhatisdue]

I'm your what?

Are you usually that old? Because the woman who said she was my sister is also old.

... I seriously think Tyche and I just make up our own slang sometimes.

[notinacookie]

No! But I am usually this awesome. :)

I duuuunno, Nemmy, your folks churned out a lot of biscuits. NAME PLEASE.

[shadeofspring]

You're sick.

Mispelling purposeful kthx

[notinacookie]

I'm a jenius ;)

[hermeneutical]

Be sure to mind your hips...

[notinacookie]

You mean these gorgeous, luscious, spotted things?

[hermeneutical]

Yes, I suppose I must.

[notinacookie]

Old me would be a terrific belly-dancer.

[iffygenes]

Why would you want to look awful?

[notinacookie]

Because too many people look good