Salstaff.

POSSIBLY COMING SOON!

After all, the publishers have been quite enthusiastic tonight.

Fuck

It when I can't make her feel better.

Thank you for my brother, Mr. Corey Jay Kaiser and Timothy Gray.

Pending on circumstances, a serial piece about Edward Salstaff may ensue.

I hope it doesn't.

I love myself.

I love Bridget Bowhay and My Friends.

I love music, writing, teaching and reading.

I like booze, cigarettes, PEZ, Chipotle and Philly Grille.

That's all I've got and all I need really.

Sane

When I was a young boy ( Read more... )

Rules.

My song proclaims how lame I am for her.

DRUNKSHIP OUT!

I fucking suck.

So if everyone should go see Early Bird Special today at around 8pm.

We're playing for some reps from Capitol and Atlantic.

So be there. There were free tickets, but we ran out. It's ten bucks but I swear you'll have an orgasm of some type.

Jitters much?

Heavy.

And driving me mad.

I want you. I want you so bad.

She's so heavy.

I fucked up.

Girlfriends. Talk about a trip. I'm so bad.

Bad like Jesse James.

How?