guy 1 pulls something out of his pocket and pokes guy 2 with it.
guy 2: dude! did you just pull out your knife and shank me with it??
guy 1: no, i did not shank you with my knife, i used a pen!
pulls out pen from pocket and waves it around
guy 2: why did you shank me with a pen?
guy 1: because the pen is mightier than the sword!
also, two jokes i heard
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