A couple of months ago I almost deleted my Myspace profile. This is social networking site that seems to breed spam and child molesters. Strangers who message me on this site are either a) hitting on me b) running some sort of scam c) selling something, d) a lame-arse band trying to friend the entire universe for publicity or c) a combination of ( Read more... )

Your pleas fall heavily in silence ( Read more... )

I spent my spring break hanging drywall in the swamps of Mississipi. When we walked into our designated house it was stripped raw, exposing rotten wooden frames and a sometimes unstable, hole filled floor. I walked through the swirls of dust on the floor, searching from reminants of the house's previous life. Our resident, a middle aged African ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed I dyed my hair blond and became invisible.

When was I was young I saw a famous Twilight Zone episode called something like "Terror at 36,000 Feet." In the show a man on a plane notices a creature wrecking havoc on the wing of the plane. Unfortunately no one can see it but him and he is eventually hauled off to an insane asylum. Vividly I remember a scene in which the man opens the shade ( Read more... )

So I finally called my friend that I hadn't talked to in a while.

She was in Guatemala.

This was my response to a guy's blog where he complained that nice girls never date nice guys ( Read more... )

In another life she must have been a cat. Certainly, my beagle loves cats well enough. At the first sign of a feline figure she inevitable bolts straight toward them, tail wagging, nose wiggling and salvia dripping. Somehow they all read this behavior as a sign of agression, inevitably arching their backs, fluffing their hair up, hissing, and ( Read more... )

My schedule, because I get way too excited over planning out my collegiate academic career and felt the need to share ( Read more... )

Today I had to trek all the way over to the opposite side of campus for assessment day. Being the wonderful university tradition that it is, all students are given the day off, and then forced to participate in a three-hour standardized test. Not only was I forced to endure three hours of mind numbing testing, parts of which included answering ( Read more... )