I have the travel bug again. I'm in Florida on vacation with my family. This is not so much fun, so I'm using the time to do work. I have now got three, count 'em, three job offers in cities that are blessedly nowhere near the dreaded Midwest. Thank you, God. I've got an offer on one job in San Fransisco (not SAN FRAN! It's the CITY!) that ( Read more... )

Nicolas Cage is apparently looking to topline a biopic of notoriously flamboyant gay singer Valentino Liberace. The script comes from the writing duo behind DATE MOVIE and the SCARY MOVIE franchise, Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, who’ve been developing the film since 1999. Despite their resume being filled with parody and satire and the fact ( Read more... )

I've somehow managed to get engaged again. Is this my hidden superpower? If so, it isn't very useful. The up side is that this ring isn't made of paper, and I think this guy is serious. The fun part? I've only known him for a week. How did I accomplish this feat? Not a clue. Why did I not prevent this? Complete and total shock and surprise ( Read more... )

Today is officially the most nerve-racking day I've had in months. Not only that, but I recently discovered that it's not a good idea to get your eyebrows waxed if you're not perfectly calm. You will make a loud noise and accidentally kick the poor girl with the wax. She didn't do anything to you that you didn't ask her to, so be kind. Take a ( Read more... )

I was just talking about this earlier today. I got an e-mail in which someone said "loose" instead of "lose." Loosing things is not misplacing them. Please, please, let me buy you a dictionary. I'm a stripper, and I can afford it. What I can't afford is a new computer, which is what I'll need after I put my fist through this one because your ( Read more... )

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