i'm so techno i'm not techno

I smoked a few blunts with my bitches, then we
took the 40 foot yacht down to montecarlo where I drank some remy and
gambled a few thousand, finaly after that we took a quick private jet ride to my swiss
mansion for a full on orgy of girls and music.

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Ohk, heres the scenario. I made contact a few weeks ago with a guy named Craig who has been throwing parties at this Apartment in Glassboro, NJ. Mostly college kids show up to drink, play beer pong and the like. A lot of their parties get pretty crazy. Anyways, this past friday night was no exception. It was Mark's and this other girl's birthday so ( Read more... )

I was spinning at crobar new york this past weekend in the middle of my set,
dennis rodman came up on stage completely ripped and started taking off his
clothes and mooning the crowd. I wasn't a big fan of this so I killed the
music and walked off stage till Rodman got the boot. After Rodman got kicked out
I came back out and continued.

As many of you may know, my archnemesis DJ Tommy Bomb and his cohort DJ Mark have been running their mouths about me quite a bit lately. I'm not trying to start shit but they need to recognize that when you look up King Of The Decks in the dictionary you will find a picture of me ( Read more... )

scratching is the dumbest thing i've ever heard. all these deejays are doing is moving the record back and forth. i bet you are messing up your stylus needle and record when you do that ( Read more... )