I have heard that the best way to cover up a trainwreck is to take the out-going record, do a really long backspin, and shout "BO BO BO BO, WIND IT BACK SELECTA"

However, since I have never trainwrecked I cannot prove this. Next time one of you sucka DJ Amtracks out there starts galloping beats, try it out and let me know.

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I used to be pretty passive, until I read this book

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The last time I played was at this frat party. Some punk ass kids were being smart asses trying to be cool. Starting touching my faders and pushing down on my vinyl. So I finally snapped and blasted one of the kids in the dome rendering him unconcious fast. A minute later him and his friends were dragged out and dealt with some more. I wasnt ( Read more... )

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When did you start DJing? January 1978
How did you get into DJing? My mom bought me this little record player for christmas that year. My brothers and sisters and I were sitting around the christmas tree, and I just started scratching that "humpty dumpty" song. My whole family was bobbing their heads. That's when I knew.
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It has recently come to my attention that some gaptooth hillbilly perpetrator from Virginia is frontin like he's me. I found his website at http://www.djawesome.net/Read more... )

With all the sucker DJs I see working fast food and janitorial work, its apparent that quite a large chunk of America took the "Quit school and start djing" approach."whoppa wif chaeeeeeessee paleeeezz"