at precisely 3:56 am on monday august seventh 2006, i, buds became an auntie to the most beautiful baby covered in slime i've ever seen. his name is aidan brice ludlow and he's already the most kissed human on the face of the planet. he's seven pounds and change and 21 inches long. he's got black hair and huge cheeks and he's absofuckinglutely ( Read more... )

ya know the song adam sandler sings in the wedding singer? the mellow then screaming one about the girl who left him at the altar?
ya well is you replace the name 'linda' with 'john' that would pretty much describe everything i'm feeling.
fuck.
i'm sick of this shit.

ever feel like you wanna punch everyone you see and kiss a married thirty year old father of two?

alright.. good talk.

i feel so alone ( Read more... )

dude.. last night was my cousins wedding. it was fun, except for the HORRIBLE gin and tonic that i swear tasted like piss. and the bulimic who i offered a piece of gum to because when she talked it smelled like poo. and my cousin's chinky girlfriend who followed me around the whole night because i showed her a few moments of sympathy and compassion ( Read more... )

john and i have returned from our vacation (that lasted five months) from florida ( Read more... )

my bestest friend. my other me. my partner in crime- literally. my dutchie buddy to the core ( Read more... )

i am moving to florida

peace out buffalo...

stupid klepto...

001. What is your name? amanda
002. Spell your name backwards: adnama
003. Date of birth: august twentieth nineteen eighty six
004. Male or female?: fe-male
005. Astrological sign: leo
006. Nicknames: buds mandy
007. Occupation: chronic dutchie smoker
008. Height: five five
009. Weight: one tenish..
010. Hair color: black
011. Eye color: ( Read more... )

                                                   do what now?

go to long beach and become

a tattoo artist


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