i lowered the brush into the sink. it was just getting to the faucet water. i spit on my toothbrush.

Please kick down!

i lag

where are my marbles?

i might be a workaholic

i experience sporadic shortness of breath at eight thousand feet

I DIDN'T GET TICKETS
I WANT TO CRY IMPOTENTLY

"Oh...I was just gonna say you look like Mozart. You look like Mozart, so forget the Bible; that's what your supposed to do!"

this is what a woman wearing pink spandex and white cotton told me the other day after flagging me down as i departed the grocery parking lot in my sedan.

LOS ANGELES!

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unpleasant

Tim jumped in the canoe. It was large and made of wood. I would like to set my tackle box down next to my lunch pale. Pail is a pale pal with a pretty profession, so he didn't come along! Weisswurst would suffice, but Tim thought that sitting in a canoe on a lake would be like standing on a sailboat in the slowly sloping ocean (Why do people ( Read more... )