panera's free wifi is slower than a 500 pound man dragging himself by his tongue down a crowded city street on a hot day.

TEN things you wish you could say to 10 people ( Read more... )

fuck yes michael phelps.

now when shit is out of this world amazing, i'm just gonna say that it's "phelps".

crook face hotness. re-grow the trucker stache and come on home.

it is impossible to be unhappy ( Read more... )

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im totes getting a cat. final decision made.

so, it always seems to be about half as busy when the hotel is completely booked as when there are like 80 guests. so here i am writing a livejournal post, so as to look busy while i stand out at the front desk ( Read more... )

i got a 30 cent an hour raise before my 45th day!!!!!!

not a huge-mongous monetary change, but a pretty big deal to me... over 600 extra dollars a year... i think... not so great at math but yay! i wasn't supposed to be up for a raise for another 46 days!

so im clearly a liberal hippy....94% Chris Dodd
93% Barack Obama
91% Hillary Clinton
88% John Edwards
88% Bill Richardson
86% Joe Biden
78% Dennis Kucinich
73% Mike Gravel
49% Rudy Giuliani
42% John McCain
31% Mitt Romney
30% Mike Huckabee
23% Ron Paul
23% Tom Tancredo
18% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quizso... yes clearly you know where i ( Read more... )

i knew it was a new year but it didn't really dawn on me until i was doing the accounting last night and had to type it in like 100 times ( Read more... )