So we carry Dane Cook's albums, Harmful If Swallowed and Retaliation, at Target (or Hell as I prefer to call it) and this guy actually has to tell you how alternative and extreme he is on the album cover.  Okay, I'll go along with it, you do what you can to sell the product but then I go to his web site and take a listen to what he's got, and ( Read more... )

     So, I guess it was only a matter of time before the Japanese would export this thing but I guess we can just be happy there won't be any hentai on it.

I hope...

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I turned 34 last Thrusday, spent said birthday eating my ration of ramen for that day, lost the promotion at work and I am still broke and hungry.

On the other hand I found this quiz via 
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     This clip went out live on 10 June 2006 on Fox News' Big Story Weekend and I discovered it thanks to Random Good Stuff and Entry Level Heiress. It's a verbal firefight between Shirly Phelps-Roper (the mouthpiece for the Westboro Baptist Church, a calm and sedate group of people who believe that America is a "sodomite nation of flag-worshiping ( Read more... )

     Well, I went to A-Kon 17 over the weekend as a vacation and birthday gift to myself.  I think I would have had more fun shooting myself in the foot, driving a rusty railroad spike through the wound and then walking to the hospital.  There were some rather bright points but even those were more ironic than I felt necessary so I can't really put ( Read more... )

     Well, you've probably already heard about it but I didn't until just now.  The story broke on The Digital Bits and on Video Business Online on 17 May and 23 May  respectively.  (Ain't It Cool News also did something on it but I can't stand the gimboids so fuck giving them a link.)  To sum up, George has decided not to give us the cleaned ( Read more... )

     So I splurged and picked up Sarah Silverman's newest album "Jesus is Magic" the soundtrack to the movie of the same name.  After thorough analysis I have determined that this is the girl my mother wanted me to marry, whether she knew it or not.  If you love me, you'll buy me the DVD.

It's my birthday coming up.

On the 15th.

This month.

June.

No ( Read more... )

     What I wouldn't give to have a job and/or live where I could actually get away with this kind of shit.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005668.html

     I really do believe that this is what
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     Please follow this link to see The Big Blue Boy Scout shot in the FUCKING EYE!  Jesus, I love Bryan Singer!