*insert annual update here*

People ... are weasels. And I don't mean the slimy, ugly animal kind. Oh wait ... yes I ... I do. When I say "weasels" I'm sure that most people understand what I mean. But that won't stop me from wasting the next five minutes of your life explaining it thoroughly. Weasels are the kind of people who never tell the whole truth, the masters at ( Read more... )

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i'm such a fucking clowm.

Valentine's day is a really good day. Especially for people named Valentine. That would be sweet. But something has been lost in the commercialisation, drowned in perfume, suffocated by roses, pelted to death by cheap heart-shaped chocolates. but since I'm not really sure what was lost, i'll just relate my pre-valentine experiences ( Read more... )

Inspired by my brilliant friend Jickle (BRILLIANT), I have made my own Livejournal. Yeah.

The matchmaker goes into a corner and cries himself to sleep says:
I have made my own LJ.
Jickle says:
Cowabunga, man!

So, yeah. How bout that.

It's me.... "D-Arn".