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Paddy and his wife are lying in bed, unable to sleep because of the next door neighbour's dog constantly barking. After lying there listening to the incessant barking for hours on end, Paddy jumps out of bed and says to his wife "I've had enough of this" and storms downstairs ( Read more... )

Champions 2007 South Africa


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A woman walks into the Social Welfare Office, trailed by 15 ( Read more... )

1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station ( Read more... )

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball ( Read more... )

So last Friday was the start of something new (refer previous entry. Like I was saying to Blue Sue, over the weekend I was not so much offered a job but "encouraged to apply" for a certain job ( Read more... )

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell ( Read more... )

From The lovely FeeSCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They have to be real places,names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question. It is fun if you can ( Read more... )

A blonde was on vacation and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking ( Read more... )