It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lovely to have quiet. Now if I could only get rid of those annoying people who like to drive and make noise. Yeah. Those road thingies. And their cars too. And neighborhood children ( Read more... )

The governor just outed himself. HAHAHA. Gee Jim. You've been married to TWO women (and married to one now) and yet, you admit to having sex with a man while in office. I guess the only positive thing to see in this, is you didn't deny everything like Clinton. :-P It's actually quite funny to watch the highest ranking official in Jersey ( ( Read more... )

I was told that I should post something. Even though it's been like nearly five days. I've got nothing to add. I'm pretty much disenchanted with everything right now. The only things that I could really add, are that I've got a ton of pictures of the damage that the assholes left upstairs, and I'm another $350 in debt to mom, with still more ( Read more... )

Well, it's not anything that's going to benefit me financially, and it's certainly nothing that's going to relate to my love life (or lack thereof), but finally, one piece of good news.

THEY'RE FUCKING MOVING OUT!!!

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD YES!!!

*happy dance*

Everyone go buy lottery tickets. Hell has officially frozen over.

He was Rick James, bitch.

Thank you Superfreak.

The fetal position was good earlier. Unfortunately, I woke up, and all the hell was still in front of me. I think I'm going to go another few hundred bucks into debt with mom. She told me to take the car where ever I have to and get it done. Just what I need, more debt. At least this one I can put off paying for a while, not like the cable, ( Read more... )

Actually, before I even attempt to get into this one, there are a few housekeeping things I have to take care of.

First, a VERY happy belated birthday to ih8stupidppul. And apparently from one of her posts, it certainly was ( Read more... )

My penis's new name is Ernest the Strangely Proportioned Assault Weapon.
Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

That's frightening. Seeing as nothing is in proportion. Nor would it be classified as a weapon (it doesn't do much if any damage). :-P

Part of a conversation I had a while ago (named changed to *'s to protect the insane). And thank you for that too. I actually enjoyed myself online for once ( Read more... )