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Dear J.J. Abrams,

I get it. You don't want to break it off with your long-time cinematographer, after all you've been through and all the history you share. Let me help you. Change is good.

( Here are some talented individuals I think you may be interested in knowing are available to be with you. (I'm angry, and thus working blue tonight, so easily offended need not look) )

So I was sitting here watching the video for "Mickey" by Toni Basil. You know the song. And it strikes me for the first time after seeing this video probably a hundred times that Toni Basil looks much older than I ever noticed in it ( Read more... )

After a day's worth of reading, I have decided to give David Lynch a much more thorough investigation than the first quarter and last 15 minutes of Lost Highway (If you've seen it the whole way through, you can imagine exactly why I was even more confused than the usual Lost Highway viewer) and a vague fondness at the novelty of Sting in Dune ( Read more... )

So I made a lot of negative comments over Virtual Console Arcade in a previous post ( Read more... )

Any Puzzle-minded Wii gamers, check out MadStone. It's not great. But they're running a contest that is still going because it's not great. 13 more people, if you finish the game on the hardest difficulty level, they'll send you 2000 Wii Points (the game cost 800), so that's...y'know. A free game plus 12 bucks. It's not an easy task, but ( Read more... )

Among the more curious odds and ends unearthed from the bowels of my old couch when gutting it and getting it moved to the dumpster ( Read more... )

Another day, more Laffy Taffy. This time, I'm having a hard time deciding which "joke" is worse, so you, the studio audience will get a chance to vote at the end of the post. Just call 1-800-BAD-JOKE or search Prodigy, keyword "taffy ( Read more... )

So guys....

What flies and helps people?

A helidoctor!

...I frigging hate Laffy Taffy.

Wii Menu 4.0 is out. Lot of stuff I blah blah blah don't care about, but here's your pro, and your con ( Read more... )