Fog of GWAR

[djlavey]

Well, the fog seems to have lifted this morning

Comments

[ex_parsifal]

Be of good cheer, young Conan! Look forward to the day that you will hack off James Earl Jones's long-haired head and toss it down some stairs!

You did not reply to my earlier post regarding the last weekend of this month. Do you have spare time then? I'm trying to sort out some schedule so that I get as much quality face time as possible with my worthy friends. :-)

[djlavey]

Ah! Most wonderful news sir on both fronts! I yearn to hear the silky rasping of James Earl Jones' awkwardly straightened mullet passing over the stones of the edifice that is his doom!

I also yearn (and I choose this word for all the discomfiture it may cause you) to see you on said meritorious occasion. Perhaps a Saturday afternoon at the local watering hole hobnobbing and catching up?

[ex_parsifal]

Such watering and hobnobbing appear in the offing. I will keep you apprised.

[djlavey]

I am please to say that your most scholastic loquaciousness caught me in a state of vocabulary unpreparedness that had me scan my Concise Oxford for the generally held meaning of 'offing'.

"I.... I learned something today... I thought dogs laid eggs" - Peter Griffith

[thornleaf]

Awesome! Now go kick Thulsa-Doom's ASS!

[djlavey]

I would rather stab my current villainous state of cash-flow in the hindquarters!

I flinchingly await to be struck about the face by my Semitic war-master as he corrects my money-making stance.

[loftwyr]

And in the future, Conan became king of the property pimps and the crown weighed heavily on his member.

But that is for another story

[djlavey]

Ah yes, but not as heavily as the severed heads of business detractors that hang jauntily from my scrotum! I like the sound of their knocking together.

[heraldofchaos]

*does his best to sound sudo mongolian*

STANEY! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE???!!!

[djlavey]

To crush beer cans against your head, to see listings scattered before you, and to hear the lamentation of your exes!