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I think this will be my last post as djlavey. I no longer identify myself with the person who started this journal eight years ago ( Read more... )

Dear Teh World ( Read more... )

Nobody will let me be their girlfriend.

I hereby institute full contact Viking Karaoke ( Read more... )

The Matriarch of the Hooper clan passed away at the age of 95 today ( Read more... )

Its been a tough week for us Hoopers. I get back from my vacation, and not 48 hours in I get a call from my sister. My dad's been on a bit of a binge, drinking himself sorry. The man has been an alcoholic his whole life - but I've come to terms with it. He likes to drink - its been his indulgence his whole life. He says to me - "Stan, I've been ( Read more... )

So flew to Vegas with Jacob (my friend and tattoo artist) and had a booyahliscious time! Won $10 at the slots, drank cold beer bought at the 7-11 at 3 in the morning, saw a live pirate hussy show, got some elvis shades, and saw the Vegoose festival ( Read more... )