Comments | djlavey: Pooh. : (

djlavey

Pooh. : (

Nov 16, 2007 13:07

Nobody will let me be their girlfriend.

Comments 11

heraldofchaos November 16 2007, 18:21:22 UTC

djlavey November 17 2007, 21:00:16 UTC

Perhaps you misinterpret.... I've had some rather awesome sex in my day. But I *always* have to be the boy!

gafaunt November 16 2007, 19:53:37 UTC

come on! you can be mine and Q's GF!
:-)

we'll love you muffin!

djlavey November 17 2007, 20:27:41 UTC

Well... alright... but you have *promise* to be tall, dark, handsome, gallant, selfless, rich, sensitive, be good in bed, call me at least once a day, and rub my tushy every night before bed.

gafaunt November 18 2007, 16:37:53 UTC

pppffft! you're a little to high-maintenance for me...but Q might go for it!

;-)

djlavey November 18 2007, 22:42:59 UTC

YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE HIGH MAINTAINANCERS!

squid_pants November 16 2007, 20:21:08 UTC

You're just not getting sent to the right jails. Try getting arrested in Tijuana, or Turkey.

mildred_strange November 16 2007, 20:59:58 UTC

I'm sorry, I like my girlfriends to have a little bit more breast and a little less penis.

djlavey November 17 2007, 21:00:47 UTC

Pshh... that's so.. analog.

tfx November 17 2007, 10:50:59 UTC

If we keep taking birth controll pills we can be each others girlfriend!!

djlavey November 17 2007, 21:01:31 UTC

Okay, but I get to be the *girl* girl.

You can be the *boy* girl, okay?